This is not just a hat. This is chaos. A tool. A weapon in the war for misinformation.
100% Cotton: Soft enough to wear during heated "citation needed" debates.
Made in PRC: Like Dave. Or maybe not. We didn't check.
Editor Approved: By someone. Somewhere.
Rumored to be the same hat worn during the 2010 WikiLeaks drop (unconfirmed, but we’re leaving it here for posterity). Wear it, and suddenly, the talk pages start looking like Tylenol shadow people.
